Ridiculous Things My Pregnant Sister Doesn’t Need

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“Honey, if I nurse the baby in bed we’ll all get more sleep”
“But what if you lose the baby in the sheets?”
“No problem! I’ll just wedge him between me and this glowing pillow. Then I can gaze upon nature’s miracle in the ethereal glow while you…”
“Shut that god damn light off!”

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